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. No jean jacket is complete without FJ's 'I Know How to Rock' pin. $5.00 . |
FJ tees are constructed of 100% combed cotton, which means these shirts are so soft your nipples will thank you! Our tees are super thin and sport a vintage fit. FJ tees are constructed and printed in the USA sans sweatshops. All tees are $17. The shipping fee is flat-rate so order more and pay the same! Order Securely online with a credit card or PayPal! Want to pay with a check or money order? Use the printable order form and send with your payment.
A perfect tee for all seasons, no matter what the hell the weather.
One should strive to be the best at what you do. Give 100% & DIM SUM!
You can fight it...but you can't stop it!
Let everyone know that you can hang tight! "During Funkgalactic travel in the weightlessness of space, it is essential to keep your boys close at hand." These are the teachings of the F-Ching recorded by Thelonious Funk in the year 1269 A.F. (After Funk).
Brown tee with gold glitter print. Take a road trip through the middle of the USA and you're sure to see many a big rig rockin' a light-up cross.
Rock it like the geek you are.
Machinists do it with Precision Whether they're tapping a hole, putting a radius on a corner, or turning a part on the lathe - machinists do it with precision. Finely crafted with tolerances down to a thou. Carbide-tipped excitement!
Remember the days when a four finger ring bling was the thing? Classic status symbol circa 1986. Run DMC was king and parents worried that their quiet little Jewish boy would turn out like the Beastie Boys. Word. Rock it with a yellow print or a gold glitter print. FJ's gold glitter is buddha-ful.
If you like Thai food as much as we do then you need this Rahd Prik shirt. Distressed black print on a vintage cream shirt. RAHD PRIK - Highly recommended. Seasonal tropical fish fried and topped with diced peppers, onions, garlic, and chili sauce. - $10.95
Bust out the chex mix and gin 'n tang- it's time for an intergalactic Atari championship! In the face of fierce and inebriated competition chumps will blame a faulty joystick for their pathetic performance. Fools think they can master the subtle nuances of twenty year old technology with a five minute warm-up. The wise sage knows that it takes years of trance-like game playing in a blessed grotto or sweetly incensed tabernacle to touch the philosopher's stone of arcade-induced satori.
Rock out with your...um watch out.
Sugar daddy for hire. Silver glitter print.
Hot tubs, cocaine, champagne. Let everyone know about the posh life you live. Ice out your chest with FJ's glitter prints.
The ultimate in 1980s injection molded plastic transport. Hardened veterans of the scene wear holes through more tires than they can count. The invention of the rear hand brake was a watershed moment for the big wheel culture. Power slides dusk till dawn. Pedal power from the days before gin was added to juice.
Think you can handle a little two player action?
Socialism for sale from DJ Che!
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